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LAST NIGHT A PITBULL CONCERT SAVED MY LIFE

About thirty minutes into Pitbull’s set at South by Southwest last night, after he’s had his band play a minute of “Sweet Child O’Mine” and then led the crowd in a thundering chant of “U-S-A! U-S-A!”, but before the venue’s tech guys really started getting ambitious with the smoke machines, and before a woman two rows ahead of me begins grinding on the railing of the VIP section with such intensity that I was tempted to take a Vine of it, a depressing thought comes into my head: In 100 years, will people still know who Pitbull is?
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LAST NIGHT A PITBULL CONCERT SAVED MY LIFE

About thirty minutes into Pitbull’s set at South by Southwest last night, after he’s had his band play a minute of “Sweet Child O’Mine” and then led the crowd in a thundering chant of “U-S-A! U-S-A!”, but before the venue’s tech guys really started getting ambitious with the smoke machines, and before a woman two rows ahead of me begins grinding on the railing of the VIP section with such intensity that I was tempted to take a Vine of it, a depressing thought comes into my head: In 100 years, will people still know who Pitbull is?

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THE FOUR BEST SHOE RAPS THAT AREN’T REALLY ABOUT RAPS ABOUT SHOES
4. “WATCH MY SHOES”, LIL WAYNEI dress all Los Angeles, but I love Miami thoughI am so New Orleans; yes, I grow pistachiosThat means I go nuts at any beat they throw at me
3.  ”MY CHUCKS”, MACK 10Went from hand-me-downs / to custom fitted
2. “NIKE BOOTS”, WALEHaters learn to bear, I’m Lovie Smith with the vocalsLord I’m so focused more focused than I ever beenSo slightly passed emIt’s dc, black jeans, black teeThis that North Face rap (Wale!) you better get mePG, Riverdale, Largo, Temple HillsCap heights, 1-2-4, landover, everywhereSaratoga, 640, Berry Farms, 1-4KDY, every corner, everybody got em on
1. GETO BOYS, READ THESE NIKESI’m inclined to physically whip your…

THE FOUR BEST SHOE RAPS THAT AREN’T REALLY ABOUT RAPS ABOUT SHOES

4. “WATCH MY SHOES”, LIL WAYNE
I dress all Los Angeles, but I love Miami though
I am so New Orleans; yes, I grow pistachios
That means I go nuts at any beat they throw at me

3.  ”MY CHUCKS”, MACK 10
Went from hand-me-downs / to custom fitted

2. “NIKE BOOTS”, WALE
Haters learn to bear, I’m Lovie Smith with the vocals
Lord I’m so focused more focused than I ever been
So slightly passed em
It’s dc, black jeans, black tee
This that North Face rap (Wale!) you better get me
PG, Riverdale, Largo, Temple Hills
Cap heights, 1-2-4, landover, everywhere
Saratoga, 640, Berry Farms, 1-4
KDY, every corner, everybody got em on

1. GETO BOYS, READ THESE NIKES
I’m inclined to physically whip your…

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We’re not sure, but we trust you.

Tru.

Tru.

Even better than I was the last time.

Even better than I was the last time.

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RAP MUSIC